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CEO FIT MIAMI: YOUR BODY IS FAILING. FIX IT OR STAY THE "WEAK LINK"
If you’re reading this, your body’s already failed you… and your ego’s been screaming about it for years.
At CEOFITMiami.com, we fix what your money can’t hide.
Will you upgrade your weakest asset… or keep being the ‘WEAKEST LINK‘ in your own empire?
"CEO FIT MIAMI DESTROYS OTHER PROGRAMS: YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS ALPHA... YOUR BODY IS A PATHETIC BETA"
📉 “83% of overweight execs are secretly called ‘THE WEAK LINK‘ by their teams (Harvard, 2023).
Your boardroom claps for your ideas… and laughs at your ‘six-figure salary, dumpster-fire physique’ in Slack.”
YOU WEAR ARMANI TO DISGUISE YOUR BURGER KING BODY?
🔥 Your suit costs more than your car… your gut costs more than both!
YOUR PORSCHE HITS 0-100 IN 3 SECONDS... YOUR BODY RUNS ON PRAYERS & LUCK
🟢 You service your car every 3,000 miles… but your body? You just pray it lasts.
WHY 90% OF 'SUCCESSFUL' CEOS ARE GYM LOSERS
🔥 “THE 10% RULE:
90% of rich guys fail at fitness because they’re too busy paying doctors to lie to them.
You’re already top 1% in income… will you be bottom 90% in health?
Most ‘executive training’ in Miami is designed for weak-minded overachievers:
* Trainers who baby you so you don’t quit.
* Programs that bend to your excuses.
* Zero consequences for skipping workouts.
At CEOFITMiami.com, we treat you like the CEO you pretend to be:
* A plan for winners (not tourists).
* No modifications (your weak knees aren’t our problem).
* Results – or you’re out.
✅ “You’ve got more discipline than excuses
✅ You’d rather choke on gym sweat than blood thinners
✅ Your ‘success’ isn’t a LinkedIn facade
If you checked all 3… CONGRATS: You’re the 10% we want.
If not?
Your Black Card will keep funding:
* Surgeries (to patch up your self-neglect)
* Gold diggers (who laugh at your ‘dad bod’)
* ‘Yes-men’ trainers (who charge $200/hour to watch you scroll)”
Your net worth means nothing if your health goes bankrupt.
At CEOFITMiami.com, we don’t train ‘busy’ CEOs. We train winners.
Last step: Prove you belong.
«I clicked this button out of pride. Best fucking decision.»
— A CEO who’s no longer ‘Weak Rich‘
Q: Is CEO Fit Miami like other executive gyms?
A: “No. Your luxury gym charges 500/month to take selfies. I charge $5,000 to rebuild you.”
Q: What if I'm too busy?
A: Then stay mediocre. My clients make time, not excuses.
Q: Do you offer modifications?
A: Yes. I modify ‘Weak Rich’ into actual leaders.
Q: How do I know this is for me?
A: If you’re still reading this, you’re either serious or stubborn. Both work for me.
Q: Why so aggressive?
A: Because Miami is full of trainers who’ll coddle you. I won’t.